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none of the cabs would take me

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skyecandi:

ceasepool:

Well mom maybe if I had a maid outfit I’d get motivated to clean my room

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still not motivated enough.

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sacrifice-the-children:

annaisn0tonfire:

can you imagine how many bloopers there are of this scene though

i was trying to explain to my dad what was going on and the only thing that was coming to mind was “ultimate hug”

Supernatural‬ cast members live-tweeting and posting selfies while watching the show… kill me with cuteness why don’t you!?

the-consulting-fannibal-angel:

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CAN YOU NOT WITH YOUR ADORABLE KIDS

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AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL WIFE

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AND WEARING YOUR OWN MERCHANDISE

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hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true

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walt-disney-paris:

THIS IS SO ACCURATE

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mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

lack-lustin:

shootanythingthatisntpink:

snowcaines:

skeletondan:

eridanxroxy:

deepthroatmom:

ratak-monodosico:

article here>

cool lol

"cool lol" tHEYRE ACTUALLY TESTING TO FIND OUT IF WE’RE LIVING INSIDE A COMPUTER SIMULATION AND YOUR RESPONSE TO THAT IS

"COOL LOL"

They’ve done the tests, and have evidence that our universe may actually be a simulation: http://www.nature.com/news/simulations-back-up-theory-that-universe-is-a-hologram-1.14328

It’s less that we may be living within a computer simulation, but more like the foundations of our universe ( the laws of physics) are written on a lower dimensional plane, and the observable universe that we see is a projection (simulation) up onto a higher dimension.

Here’s some background: http://www.technologyreview.com/view/429561/the-measurement-that-would-reveal-the-universe-as-a-computer-simulation/#comments

wait
are you telling me that
we’re in someones fucking sims game

if this is true then these graphics are really good and also where is the slider bar so I can make myself less fat

WHERE DO I  LOCATE THE CHARACTER CUSTOMISATION SCREEN, BECAUSE I WANT TO BE BLUE… and also, what’s the hack/cheat code for dragons?

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yaelstiel:

Thank you, for saving my brother. From me.

[10.03]

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