I hope there’s a lot of overlap between the Mean Girls and classical music fandom.
“oh my god karen you can’t just ask people why they’re violists”
“FOUR FOR YOU GLENN GOULD YOU GO GLENN GOULD”
“is reed shavings a carb”
“Cage stop trying to make *4’33* happen. It’s not going to happen!”
“what’s your bow made of?”
“your mom’s chesthair!!”
"Why should Mozart just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Salieri is just as cute as Mozart, right? Salieri is just as smart as Mozart, people totally like Salieri just as much as they like Mozart, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody? Because that’s not what Vienna is about! We should totally just STAB MOZART!"